Incredible India

Hello Guys......

Again a travel experience (u must be wondering is this guy is creek or what??) but jokes apart this time i have invented rather realized a very important thing about our Gr8 nation...


1st week of New Year started with a bang (hang for some .....no no most) & holiday to party more..... i was day dreaming (or night dreaming) & i heard yelling from Mom "Rohan ..... uth ata 9 vajle ahet" so my sleep for one year was over (because i delibratly slept in year 2011 & woke up in 2012) the year which is feared to be the apocalypse year (or the year when world is gonna end) but for me this one is the year of hope.... (No offence to the Mexican & their gr8 ancestors)...

1st day of new year was brash (for me the other way).... i had family shopping festival in one of hottest places in the town (bcus it is newly opened & i had some gift vouchers,,,,not from the snap deal... so it can't be stolen by The Yamaraja)... so the story of Brand India starts here...the place is full of scerene beauty (of shops) haloginated with big posters & brand wagons.... (i guess such places r the only inspiration for Brand Equity from Economic Times)

Second day was usual day @ office....but unexpected meet with my NRI sis  just returned to Home from Down Under with her cool hubby & Jija from northern sophestication of Canada..... when i reached her place she was going crazy about a mall in Pune (Phenonix City) where she had a shopping bonanza for herself & some stuffs for family... she was like awed with no.of brands & spending capacity of indians... same story with her hubby & jiju...exclaming that "Brand India" is getting bigger as day passes with all Europeans & Americans......

& then i had to travel for one of the biggest shows in India (not F1) but which has created term "Brand India"....yahh it was Delhi Auto Expo (probably u can call it a Kumbhmela of Automobile Geeks....par yaha pe koi kisise bichadta nahi hai) 

i felt the real heat when i was standing @ MG road Metro where Young Mangement & engg. turx of Gurgaon were with DSLRs in their hand & humming the song of Auto Expo....with the hole air also blowing enthu in it...

then i reached another nodal point Rajiv Chowk (specifically mentioning this to boast myself that some time in my life I had electronics as subject) ...this one is state of the art facility which i m sure will embaress 'The Undergrounds' with three Metro Lines flying one above other ...... another event of "Brand India"

then there was a Big Entrance of Pragati Maidan truly stand up to its name... amazing venue for such Extrvaganza..... this big beast is sprawled across 55 Acres with 11 huge pavallions with some fine pyramidic architecture... when i enterd (i knew my legs are gonnna have workout of a week.... in the end it comes true)

our "suswagatam" was done by a german Giant who hailed themselves as "Das"..... &  won't believe it but the welcome team consist of all Goras directed by a brown lala.....even the car keeper is Gora Sahab very humbling experience & realization when it comes to the power of purchasing  "Customer is King & bananewala will always play Bing" ......another realization of "Brand India"

then this realization got stronger as i passed by every pavallion with most of them having european beauties standing by their crafts...(just for crowd pulling) but it just emphasize the fact that europeans don't mind being a showpiece in India as far as they r part of this "Gr8 Indian Dream"

(TATA Pixel.... a car made by Indians for Indians)

"so guys for me i m part of this revolutionary gr8 Indian Dream..... hope u also join to make our nation to be Best place to live...."

An Unsual Business Day @ Office

Todays morning was exciting....

I woke up early (@ 6.00 AM usually my morning starts at 7.00 AM ) to watch the gr8 indian wall playin aginst mighty/bouncy Australians in the most talked (Agneepath Series which is 'Mind Blasting' as per The Vinay Pathak) India Down Under.....
but (So this was my first "but" of the day) when my 29' TV comes to life, scoreboard was showing IND 241/7 & i was like arghaaaaaaa

Then as per regular rituals, i dressed up for the usual business day @ office in my faint blue shirt with white strips & gray pant which is world worst color pant....

& then my jouney starts from the road (having most beautiful mansions in the city with neatly manicured gardens.. with servents having rainbow caps holding a tea kettle to serve their kings) in a company bus where people don't talk "nonsense" only business......  as usual i entered in the glass palleted office which is planning to get into list called " Best Places to Work in India" after my 'angutha' impression, opened my laptop & the most dangerous thing by microsoft ..."office outlook"......

there was a mail screaming ' read me, i am very important if u don't u wil be screwed'... & automatically my fingers clicked on it... it got opened my heartbeats start pounding "dhak dhak dhak dhak......." (like i was watching Kal Ho Na Ho's SRK) & message reads out "your mailbox has exceeded its size limit of 146999 kb, please delete unwanted files or move files into archieve so as to resume send/ receive." .......

next mail from boss....

Hello Rohan,

Please see that ur vendor ..... is consulted for the...... problem.
please visit him & suggest him some solutions.

regards,
xyz

& as a poor puppy, i called my HR to arrange me a vehicle for travel...

Journey 2 on a same day : A Luxury Sedan.... a cemeted road with neatly marked lanes & landscaped view of  'Deccan Hill Range' but my unusual day @ office needs kick off... after passing from a dark tunnel my car got some hang & it refused to run anymore..
some how I reached my destined destination "hush hoosh hush hoosh"

Journey 3 returning : Another bus with "people" & i start realizing...
Spirit of the life.. the guys in the bus were chit chatting, njoying every moment of it even they don't undergo neither stress releaving sessions nor spiritual lessons... they were njoying songs Sadda Haq with full voice... which took me to my school day trips when we used to sing as loud as we can...& have fun..

Which took me in a thought process "why we want each & everything in the world even @ the cost of our own happiness? when we have everything "
I could not find answer for this....

Journey 4 : After getting down from the "People" bus @ highway... i hopped in another incredible vehicle having unbelivable Factor of Safety & exhaust system with EGR(Exhaust Gas Recirculator) which doesn't work anytime.... famously known as "TUKTUK".... full of mass catalogue....
where i was seating beside a metal worker with big shovel in his hand & muddy cap on his head....
& i got my answer......

Hope u guys realise the real meaning of ur life...

Njoy ur Day !!!1

Nothing 2 Mention: Yesterday was a "Day" !!!When we all Pupils of o...

Nothing 2 Mention: Yesterday was a "Day" !!!

When we all Pupils of o...: Yesterday was a "Day" !!! When we all Pupils of our parents were gathered to have blasting party cuz One of my freind is getting engage...

Yeaterday was a "Day" !!!

When we all Pupils of our parents were gathered to have blasting party cuz

One of my freind is getting engaged with her 4 months old boyfreind & she was ecstatic about it,,,
for her it is best Love Story even better than ;the most famous "Love Story" by Eric Segal.
A bunch of Single & Idiots like me and my freinds were just wondering 'wen w'll have such moment to cherish?'
It was impossible for us to stop her from telling us "how amazing he is, how he went into ' Mandir' wen she was ill & how sentiously he proposed her & bllablablabla..."
& we poor chaps were just nodding to her every question, reaction & explaination.

then I thought Wat is Love???
Is it

• Affection
• Sex Appeal
• Obsession
• Thought in a mind
• Pure Experience or something else.

Because of my curiosity i had asked her "how does it feel to get proposed by someone?"
& she went in her own dreams.....
wen she landed back on earth she exclaimed
" mind boggling & weird....but feels that you have achieved something real in life"

then this time its my turn to "daydream or to be precise eveningdream" bout my kind a girl....
 & my findings r

• i m completely screwed & confused about wat i want??

but then a moment of truth arrived in my "night sweet dream" so u can imagine how long the thought preocess was

Now i know that, "the girl i love?" 
is absolutely

• admirable
• beautiful
• intelligent
• strong (not a boxing champion) 
• typical "A class" girl

& i m comletely obsessed with her.

So guys i need ur help to tell her how much "I love her" (this time no ? marks)

please suggest me out of the world thougths to propose her.......

You kno guys its for the first time that i m blogging,,,, cuz i always felt that it is for those who are 'preety smart people'..and have a gr8 experiences 2 share.
Don't know how i suddnley felt that i 2 have an amazing life & many moments that can be shared.....
My best moments were always with my frnds & family as everyone.
But don't know as i m frquent traveller my best feeling arrived when the sun was set to drop down the hill sight & the "owl city" was singing in my ears.....that momnet i really felt the "Metor Shower of Twilight Saga" & it just evokes the "King of World" belief in me.
So just to mention my inspiration behind this particular blog, I m giving u "Nothing 2 Mention"