Fun Time :)

the hang of Reality Distortion Field was over & i was preparing for tough life ahead.... but sometimes tougher is ur life ... it gives gr8 pleasures...
something similar happned with me...

"one of my" BFF had called me in the morning... he was sayin " salya aj tu punyat ahes & we should party ..."  as u know i never say never (& that 2 for party then its always yes...) 

reason for same was his darlings birthday + the big day (anniversary)... so it had to be big... 
as usual i m the one enthrilled 2 meet my ally.... as i feel really kind a funny....but the most threatening part is comes when u need 2 loosened up ur wallet weight....(cuz these girls r quite good in finding perfect gifts... & generally these tend 2 be most expensive thing on shelf as it is best for them...) so u should let it be.... but the kind of experiences u get 2 share with ur freinds is just awesome it takes u back to old days in ur childhood... it releases all the pressures of ur work life & makes u ready for big battle (atleast for a weeks time:))... so all we allies went for place called Chokhi Dani (kind of authentic place for Rajasthani Food)...this place is so awsome that these guys have created a dummy rajasthan with all the creativity in the world... once u enter the big Mahal gate welcomes u....the sculptures out their r so real that u tend 2 grab their hand for something...

then u enter into the lobby with some of best mud sculptures u could ever see, some of them r so scary & some r absolutely lovely... same is the case with paintings... (ohh man i don't have sanps for those) they r really out of mind.... after all these art attack of rajashthani culture.. u get 2 dance on those (Rangila mharo dol na... re) beats with unique costume having a horse head & silk coverings...

big bang bell... my thinnest freind was trying to lift the hammer which must be 5 times of his weight to create the resonance that earlier muscular hunk had created.... (he was like aghhhrr.... & bang).... then comes the fun part which makes u child again (remember the "Anand Nagri") with all the ritual games fit in it.. we tried some .... but no luck...  as usual girl were busy looking for their earrings... astrologist & how can i forget the shoes... (sorry sandals) .... but the real fun started when we entered ghodagadi (horse ride)... with the all the yelling we could possibly have we tried the chandryan... (i don't no what u guys call it for swirl er..) but it was all fun...

then comes the most authentic part of the place which can't be compromised on... & it was fabulous... (food) u can have the most amazing rajasthani food u could possibly have in Maharashtra or atleast in MH 12..... with all the masala of rajasthan is overflowing in it.. it really tastes something..

so guys if u really want to have off time without any loudish music & with ur memories of childhood do visit chokhi dani for fun...

Njoy :)

Reality Distortion Field

The Title of this post is one of the thing in the world with which i m in love... don't no why ????
But this concept has got such a power that ... one will get infactuated... as said & demonstrated by our generations gr8st entreprenuer Mr. i (i mean Steve Jobs) ....

the concept is clear & now let me clear the context also.... the last year of my life was like living a kings life.... by living in city's most rich places with beautiful bunglows around (....hhh ..sorry Mansions.. "u know bunglow is such a upper middle class" remember the Maya Sardesai type from Sarabhai Vs Sarabhai same r living here) so u can understand my feelings.... but this saturday morning when i woke up.... the RDF (reality distortion field) around me was shattered & about 2 break down... but this is the harsh reality of world n u have 2 face it... so c'mon i ready

i ... the little puppy of my momma is leaving the mansion & entering into the dragons cave for fighting the life battle... this experience is not new for me(don't u guys thing i m bit exaggerating...but thats the habit i can't help.. p:)).... ha now i should tell u about the dragons cave... is a 1BHK place in one of the sophisticated area in city with quite a lot ppl living in it... so 2 start with wat...( i got lost bcuz one of my roomies is disturbing me for gorcery bills) & this is wat breaks ur RDF.... my little den is having regular facilities u can expect 2 have in a bachelor house... its like living in the one of kirklands houses where everyone wants the peace but lands up with fighting/discussion on how to achieve it.... so its kind a nice thing to leave in ppl's world... as i was far away from it in my short but 12 months life in "Class"....
So for me it is a welcome break.. & i m really lookin forward for world of experience to open in comin days....

but let me tell u guys this is a must life for everyone to understand the "real life" which will make u "The Complete Man" (not the one from Raymonds) that man is lost in the Class living....

So the first full day went without a nice bath but with lot of sleep & potato couching..... & ofcourse not to mention with lot of shopping to get aqented with life battle... so overall rating for the day is living the bachelors life... i m lovin it...

will keep on posted about the Extra/Ordinary experiences in life..... (please forgive me for boring u with my posts...)
:) :)

    

Love In The Evening

For last couple of months ...... my life is going through hell (which is called Multitec one of my worst vendors as far as any capability is concerned). but as they say "there is always a light at the end of tunnel" my life could see a ray of hope (exit strategy from hell)... o sorry guys this is all about some personal stuffs or i say  "official matters".....

But then a new day has come (not the one by Celion Dion) ,,, when couple of idiots has something in mind & it was supposed to be "The Thing" for $ 84 Billion Indian Conglomerate.

We were ready with our brand new tuxes with shining shoes below it... & then comes the harsh reality of City called "Mumbai"  where we r supposed to play game in which we have to catch that deadly beast Local train with all the evils of the world already trained in the game of catching... ( i really wonder how ppl of Mumbai play this game on daily basis.... horrible thing when ur nose heat in front person like u heat the mirror) but anyways we got to see the great mumbain spirit....even the devil is won,, after enjoying his success he gave his preciously won chair to me & my friends...after travelling for nearly 1 hr. we reached the world famous (cuz world get to know this place only after Kasab attacked this thing) CST.... & should i say what a articulately bulit infrastrucure (we Indians still lack such architecture)... after that the race continues for catching another mode called taxi (famous Kali Pili) we continued our journey in city planned by Britishers & this one is grand....

Finally a destiny has arrived (or should i say we arrived ) Hotel Taj by President  located in "cuff parade"

we entered the lobby with gr8 enthu & wave about ourselves. But soon as we entered we got our fisrt bouncer everyone was in their best (i guess there Saturday best but only mistakenly on Friday Morning )

the display board mentioning 

Welcome to "TATA Business Leadership Awards 2012"  or are they saying welcome to the real world of Management..... then comes the Grand Ball Room of TAJ by President with civilised servent serving you a cup of cappaccino & asking you "would u like to hve sugar cubes sir????" .... ohh guys i can tell u that was a feeling of a King.... but after some time the real kings (evils on their own) arrived in their kingdom & we all 24 ppl (so called future executives of TATA group) started feeling that this is just a ritual before cooking a meat... then one by one " The Business Cases for Paving the Path for Next 20 Years" started flowing in.. with all players trying to defend the speedy arrows from kings... all teams ended up really defending hard of their "the thing for Group"......

After crashing of tonnes of tension in the ball room itself .... i was feeling like a bird again with his "wings on fire"...  we dicided to visit the heritage sites of Mumbai as most of then are within r walkin reach (cuz we r not really managment tycoons of our group..) so we ended up at the Leopold cafe   which is a gr8 place to hangout (if u r a drinker then this is heaven for u) u wil feel that ur seating in some of the old cafes in London or Paris cuz ... ur surrounding will be full of "Goras" .... a real cosmopolitan experience... loved this one as the Mango Juice was awsome.....for staggering 150 Rs..(again trying hard to defend my case)

then comes the gr8 Gateway of India... with lines dedicated to "His Highness Majesty".... i would say this is one of the most memorable memorandum by Britishers to us... (don't bother about the rhymes i usually does that with ease... just kiddin..... i took almost 5 minutes for this sentence)

then it was the serene beauty of Marine Drive (so called necklace of Mumbai..) the wind from the Sea of Poppies attractes u like a magnet... & the silence , depth of sea makes u think about the infinity..... & it takes u to the diffrent world... (even though there r idiot horn barkers on the street)... &

 

 

let me tell u folks in the night time it really does stands to its name of Necklace of Mumbai with all the halogens glowing to the full of their potential making this place comparable to the river bank of Thames & river bank of Hudson with all the Downtown Skyscrapers telling world we exsist here also...... 

 

then it was time for me to visit one of Mumbais Culturally rich place called "Prithvi Cafe" established in the vicinity of Indias top most theatre "Prithvi" set up by Bollywood gharana of Kapoors... it was so amazing that tha ambience created by the hanging lights was like a star treak film on one side & on the other hand a very genuinly old artist playing his Basri (Flute) on a one Indian Ragas.... it was really incredible.... ppl were reading books & enjoying music.... some were in their own trans of philosophy....i don't recognise but i could able to see the glimpses of some of the television stars there too... so overall effect amazing...

"And this was the evening which felt me in love with this City"

 now i know why ppl call this place as City of Dreams... 

pls note : photos r courtsy of mine only...

 

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wat its Empty mind...... :))
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I guess as a blogger ur not supposed to keep ur mind empty.... bcuz ppl (those who read ....... 'blogs') do belive that bloggers r made to think & write (jot it down).....

But (i don't kno whther i m eligible 2 call myself blogger after just 5 post which doesn't makes any sense.... & after these many days of struggle,,, i have phobia with word "eligible").... ahhh again off the track...

so we were on empty mind (sorry guys this is what exactly happens when u have empty mind with full of thoughts).... i was carrying my empty mind in a coveted shell of 10mm thickness, & with a thought of last week which screwed a year in my wondrful life..(all results were out & they were shouting @ me " u r not eligible")....

for me in this world there are only 2 fraternities.........
1.... who r pursuing MBA
2..... those who wish

now i m a official  member of 2nd fraternity (with all my efforts i could achieve the membership of this largely populated fraternity).....

so let it be & i started searc for the thing which can cool down my bursting volcano who is expected to go Booommm (just imagine 2012)... so i found a fridge in a book called "beyond the MBA hype"... this is very common ...... so my advise to those who r screwed as i m,, please go through this book....

& read somebooks from the ppl using there right brain rather than left (which as per studies is only a calculater in mind )... & ppl with right brain r some of the gr8est innovators...

sorry for this post.....but again this empty mind was sucking my shell... hope u guys will delete this

Incredible India

Hello Guys......

Again a travel experience (u must be wondering is this guy is creek or what??) but jokes apart this time i have invented rather realized a very important thing about our Gr8 nation...


1st week of New Year started with a bang (hang for some .....no no most) & holiday to party more..... i was day dreaming (or night dreaming) & i heard yelling from Mom "Rohan ..... uth ata 9 vajle ahet" so my sleep for one year was over (because i delibratly slept in year 2011 & woke up in 2012) the year which is feared to be the apocalypse year (or the year when world is gonna end) but for me this one is the year of hope.... (No offence to the Mexican & their gr8 ancestors)...

1st day of new year was brash (for me the other way).... i had family shopping festival in one of hottest places in the town (bcus it is newly opened & i had some gift vouchers,,,,not from the snap deal... so it can't be stolen by The Yamaraja)... so the story of Brand India starts here...the place is full of scerene beauty (of shops) haloginated with big posters & brand wagons.... (i guess such places r the only inspiration for Brand Equity from Economic Times)

Second day was usual day @ office....but unexpected meet with my NRI sis  just returned to Home from Down Under with her cool hubby & Jija from northern sophestication of Canada..... when i reached her place she was going crazy about a mall in Pune (Phenonix City) where she had a shopping bonanza for herself & some stuffs for family... she was like awed with no.of brands & spending capacity of indians... same story with her hubby & jiju...exclaming that "Brand India" is getting bigger as day passes with all Europeans & Americans......

& then i had to travel for one of the biggest shows in India (not F1) but which has created term "Brand India"....yahh it was Delhi Auto Expo (probably u can call it a Kumbhmela of Automobile Geeks....par yaha pe koi kisise bichadta nahi hai) 

i felt the real heat when i was standing @ MG road Metro where Young Mangement & engg. turx of Gurgaon were with DSLRs in their hand & humming the song of Auto Expo....with the hole air also blowing enthu in it...

then i reached another nodal point Rajiv Chowk (specifically mentioning this to boast myself that some time in my life I had electronics as subject) ...this one is state of the art facility which i m sure will embaress 'The Undergrounds' with three Metro Lines flying one above other ...... another event of "Brand India"

then there was a Big Entrance of Pragati Maidan truly stand up to its name... amazing venue for such Extrvaganza..... this big beast is sprawled across 55 Acres with 11 huge pavallions with some fine pyramidic architecture... when i enterd (i knew my legs are gonnna have workout of a week.... in the end it comes true)

our "suswagatam" was done by a german Giant who hailed themselves as "Das"..... &  won't believe it but the welcome team consist of all Goras directed by a brown lala.....even the car keeper is Gora Sahab very humbling experience & realization when it comes to the power of purchasing  "Customer is King & bananewala will always play Bing" ......another realization of "Brand India"

then this realization got stronger as i passed by every pavallion with most of them having european beauties standing by their crafts...(just for crowd pulling) but it just emphasize the fact that europeans don't mind being a showpiece in India as far as they r part of this "Gr8 Indian Dream"

(TATA Pixel.... a car made by Indians for Indians)

"so guys for me i m part of this revolutionary gr8 Indian Dream..... hope u also join to make our nation to be Best place to live...."

An Unsual Business Day @ Office

Todays morning was exciting....

I woke up early (@ 6.00 AM usually my morning starts at 7.00 AM ) to watch the gr8 indian wall playin aginst mighty/bouncy Australians in the most talked (Agneepath Series which is 'Mind Blasting' as per The Vinay Pathak) India Down Under.....
but (So this was my first "but" of the day) when my 29' TV comes to life, scoreboard was showing IND 241/7 & i was like arghaaaaaaa

Then as per regular rituals, i dressed up for the usual business day @ office in my faint blue shirt with white strips & gray pant which is world worst color pant....

& then my jouney starts from the road (having most beautiful mansions in the city with neatly manicured gardens.. with servents having rainbow caps holding a tea kettle to serve their kings) in a company bus where people don't talk "nonsense" only business......  as usual i entered in the glass palleted office which is planning to get into list called " Best Places to Work in India" after my 'angutha' impression, opened my laptop & the most dangerous thing by microsoft ..."office outlook"......

there was a mail screaming ' read me, i am very important if u don't u wil be screwed'... & automatically my fingers clicked on it... it got opened my heartbeats start pounding "dhak dhak dhak dhak......." (like i was watching Kal Ho Na Ho's SRK) & message reads out "your mailbox has exceeded its size limit of 146999 kb, please delete unwanted files or move files into archieve so as to resume send/ receive." .......

next mail from boss....

Hello Rohan,

Please see that ur vendor ..... is consulted for the...... problem.
please visit him & suggest him some solutions.

regards,
xyz

& as a poor puppy, i called my HR to arrange me a vehicle for travel...

Journey 2 on a same day : A Luxury Sedan.... a cemeted road with neatly marked lanes & landscaped view of  'Deccan Hill Range' but my unusual day @ office needs kick off... after passing from a dark tunnel my car got some hang & it refused to run anymore..
some how I reached my destined destination "hush hoosh hush hoosh"

Journey 3 returning : Another bus with "people" & i start realizing...
Spirit of the life.. the guys in the bus were chit chatting, njoying every moment of it even they don't undergo neither stress releaving sessions nor spiritual lessons... they were njoying songs Sadda Haq with full voice... which took me to my school day trips when we used to sing as loud as we can...& have fun..

Which took me in a thought process "why we want each & everything in the world even @ the cost of our own happiness? when we have everything "
I could not find answer for this....

Journey 4 : After getting down from the "People" bus @ highway... i hopped in another incredible vehicle having unbelivable Factor of Safety & exhaust system with EGR(Exhaust Gas Recirculator) which doesn't work anytime.... famously known as "TUKTUK".... full of mass catalogue....
where i was seating beside a metal worker with big shovel in his hand & muddy cap on his head....
& i got my answer......

Hope u guys realise the real meaning of ur life...

Njoy ur Day !!!1

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